Heart of War Secret Santa 2012

My guildmate, Abruine, was unfortunate enough to get me as his Secret Santa this year … I decided to make him a lovely collage and poem.

He's just like Batman, except he's a cow.And sometimes he wears more armor, but sometimes he wears way less.

He’s just like Batman, except he’s a cow.
And sometimes he wears more armor, but sometimes he wears way less.

A blood elf by day
but a cow by night, he tanks.
Abruine is the Batcow.

When all mounts bore him
and no wyvern will suffice,
he’ll jump from the highest peak.

But never fear, for
his goblin glider is near,
and he bubbles on landing.

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