So there Mechalis was, looking at the trike options before her, when she realized there was a problem.
The trike only came in one color.
A nice shiny finish in a couple of colors (one pearlescent, perhaps) on a trike isn’t evolution!
But then, she thought, that’s old news. It’s time to look beyond the trike. Mechalis decided it was time … to get creative.
That’s right! Introducing …
It’s limited edition! It’s relevant to the times! It’s not hypoallergenic! It’s … a cloud mount powered by the sheer cuteness of kitties! It’s brilliant! People love kittens! Plus, it can carry up to nine different cats – the more cats you add, the more speed you get! Mechalis will make it friggin’ rich!
No Mudchewers were harmed in the production of this ad. Mechalis is not responsible for excess exclamation mark use. Price upon inquiry.
Have you ever looked at the Violet Tower in Dalaran and thought, “Gee, I wonder if I could hit the street if I jumped from there?”
Mechalis isn’t sure whether she forced Sunblood to jump or if he did so voluntarily. Her memory is a bit hazy, what with the lingering after effects of Scourge and the more immediate results of landing head first on several buildings. It’s not like it matters, since she’s going to go with that “voluntarily” option, anyway.
Sunblood wears so much fabric, he’s like a kite. Mechalis, on the other hand, just goes straight down.
Sadly, she missed the worgen in the streets below by a narrow margin. Sadly, that is, unless he wants to buy an Instabucket? No? How about a pool pony? No? Yes, sadly it is.