So there Mechalis was, looking at the trike options before her, when she realized there was a problem.
The trike only came in one color.
A nice shiny finish in a couple of colors (one pearlescent, perhaps) on a trike isn’t evolution!
But then, she thought, that’s old news. It’s time to look beyond the trike. Mechalis decided it was time … to get creative.
That’s right! Introducing …
It’s limited edition! It’s relevant to the times! It’s not hypoallergenic! It’s … a cloud mount powered by the sheer cuteness of kitties! It’s brilliant! People love kittens! Plus, it can carry up to nine different cats – the more cats you add, the more speed you get! Mechalis will make it friggin’ rich!
No Mudchewers were harmed in the production of this ad. Mechalis is not responsible for excess exclamation mark use. Price upon inquiry.