CLOUD MOUNT POWERED BY SHEER CUTENESS! BUY NOW!

So there Mechalis was, looking at the trike options before her, when she realized there was a problem.

The trike only came in one color.

A trike? Psh, that's boring.

A nice shiny finish in a couple of colors (one pearlescent, perhaps) on a trike isn’t evolution!

But then, she thought, that’s old news.  It’s time to look beyond the trike.  Mechalis decided it was time … to get creative.

That’s right!  Introducing …

It’s limited edition!  It’s relevant to the times!  It’s not hypoallergenic!  It’s … a cloud mount powered by the sheer cuteness of kitties!  It’s brilliant!  People love kittens!  Plus, it can carry up to nine different cats – the more cats you add, the more speed you get!  Mechalis will make it friggin’ rich!

NEW MOUNT! CLOUD POWERED BY SHEER CUTENESS! BUY NOW!

No Mudchewers were harmed in the production of this ad.  Mechalis is not responsible for excess exclamation mark use.  Price upon inquiry.

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4 thoughts on “CLOUD MOUNT POWERED BY SHEER CUTENESS! BUY NOW!

    1. Prinnie Dood Post author

      Just sign this ninety-five page contract absolving Mechalis of all responsibility in case of mechanical failure, clawing and/or anaphylactic shock!

      Oh, and do pay attention to the fine print on page thirty four. Mechalis reserves the right to repossess your soul should you fail to make the required payments on time. But don’t worry, it’s just a soul. No biggie.

      Reply
  1. Leit

    what is this i dont
    actually, never mind, i do. Put me down for three, please.

    (Seriously though, what am I looking at?)

    Reply
    1. Prinnie Dood Post author

      You are looking at the next generation of ergonomic, ecologically responsible mounts! In the diagram above, Mudchewer rides one of these fluffy beauties, currently being powered by two cats and their cuteness. It’s an infinitely inexhaustible resource! Cats are always adorable, even when they’re hideous (see: Persians)!

      With only two cats, the mount should only be going somewhere around 150% of regular flight speed, but Mudchewer hasn’t been big into risks since he stepped out of the grave, so he panicked a little. That’s actually his best shot. It would have been too expensive ot redo the whole campaign, so it is what it is.

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