But tanks don’t Float.
Did you know that people actually bot tanks? I had no idea until we ran into this guy. Sadly, I don’t have any screenshots of the party in action, as I was too busy yelling at people not to zone in since the mobs weren’t resetting. At first, we thought he was stupid. He wasn’t pulling “right” in that he wasn’t clearing areas and was going back and forth in an illogial fashion (not to mention he pulled the boss). We eventually concluded that he wasn’t human after he continued to run in and die, over and over and over and over and over. (Just to make sure, I called him a moron and got zero response. Suspicions confirmed!) Blizzard, this sort of thing doesn’t actually help “bad” players get parties so they can learn. We’re not @#%$ing dying over and over to this bot or waiting four hours. We’re dropping the damn party!
A good dungeon moment:
And, of course, the corresponding bad moment in a different party:
A moment in which Ailabeth thinks of the poor left behind NPC of Razorfen Downs, only to then leave him behind (hey, he didn’t have an escort quest like the other guy – what was he expecting?):
And here’s the moment I realize that Hagara the Stormbinder’s run-in-circles mechanic could be put to use:
Seriously! The market for exercise equipment in Azeroth is WIDE OPEN!