Thank you for calling the Rocket Camel Company. Please listen closely to the following menu, as our options have changed.
If you are calling to inquire about purchasing a Rocket Camel, please press 1. If you would like to lease a Rocket Camel, dial 664983 and leave a voice message. A member of the Soul Shares Department will return your call as soon as possible.
If you are calling about our Rocket Camel Return program or would like to exchange your camel for a newer model with MOAR ROCKETS ™, please press 2.
If you would like to speak to our Repair Department, please hang up and make arrangements to contact the nearest practitioner of the Light, because there’s not much we can do. For future reference, ensure your precision rocketry is not pointing at the camel’s face prior to rocket activation. With regular maintainence and constant good luck, your Rocket Camel will last for years.
If you would like to speak to the next available representative, please press 0 to be put on hold. Calls will be answered in the order received and may be dropped at any time to adjust call load. This call may be monitored or recorded to cover our asses.
Thank you for calling the Rocket Camel Company. We appreciate your time and interest, and look forward to denying all responsibility while blaming everything on you.