Despite having done Vashj’ir two times before, this just now occurred to me. I will have to investigate further. “By the Chin!” would also be an acceptable Alliance exclamation when being swarmed by Naga. I also finally realized just what bugs me about Varian Wrynn’s model – they gave the poor guy jowls.
Thank you for tanking all the darn time, Tab. You’ve got the instaqueue magic, and you don’t get mad at me when I get a little trigger happy and Mind Flay that mob across the room that you totally haven’t pulled yet. You pull the monsters off me when I use Mind Sear a little too soon. You also don’t abandon me to crappy Dungeon Finder parties! You stand by me even when I queue for ninety million dungeons in a row.
When using Arcane Blast, I insist upon running in circles around the enemy. It just improves the entire experience!
Surprisingly, I found myself unwilling to go through the goblin starting zone yet again, so I made Mechbeth the Warlock into a blood elf. I zoned in and this lowbie paladink zoned in on me, saying, “Follow me.” I certainly don’t follow strange men without reason, so I had to ask why. I don’t know if Mechbeth will last long in this form, considering that my last blood elf attempts made it to levels 28, 15 and 11 respectively. As long as I don’t /silly, /laugh (or type “haha” or “lol” without thinking), or /sob, it might be bearable for a little longer than that … maybe. I mean, seriously, honey, you went to Undercity for a facial? /stab /stab /stab
We’re spatially efficient. We’re compatible with gravity. We’re also very necessary, for without the short people and the tall people (Tauren), blood elves would be unable to recognize their own perfection for lack of comparison.
I know that there is no point to making a point on the Internet (or in an MMORPG). And yet I still can’t shut up! I’m such a lootist.