You know, when this one player from Wrymrest Accord chose to pipe up in a baby Deadmines run I happened to be in a couple months back, I don’t think she knew what the hell she was getting herself into. I’m not sure I knew either. But somehow, this random encounter turned into a beautiful friendship! Proof: Tab created a beeeeeyuutiful blood elf warlock by the name of Amiprettynow, and I made Hugbees the Orc Death Knight, Amiprettynow’s possessive and quite dominant girlfriend. She’s only mostly dead. You know what they say about true love, anyway – death can only delay it for a little while.
Hugbees may not be quite right in the head now (if she ever was in the first place), as evidenced by the
horse PONEH she chose to steal for the Scourge. (Also, oops, I misspelled her name, but how many will get the reference in the first place?)
Yeah, I chose the angryface. But Amiprettynow loves her anyway, because she’s got amazing abs.
Now, Hugbees and her boy toy want to go to a transmog contest this Saturday on Deathwing, but they find it extremely embarrassing to show up untransmogged themselves. Though they haven’t quite decided if they are seriously trying to compete or not, making an appearance without being properly “attired” seems like a super faux pas. Gasp! Never!
Hugbees isn’t attempting anything complex. She’s already had to amend her plan, because there’s pretty much no way in hell she’s going to be able to get the belt she wants by Saturday. Despite this, the gloves are still proving troublesome. She spent a lot of time /sobbing in dungeon groups the other day because the tanks kept on skipping the boss that drops the darn gloves she wants. Unfortunately, she’s leveled out of Blackrock Depths as far as Dungeon Finder is concerned. Since Tab and I know no one on Deathwing, this means Hugbee’s only hopes are: 1.) Soloing everybody in the Grim Guzzler, 2.) getting money via questing and then getting way lucky on the AH, or 3.) giving up. I’m thinking 2 may be the most realistic. This is bad, because luck is not something I command on a regular basis.
Despite our best efforts, Amiprettynow may not be transmogged by the time the contest rolls around. Hugbees may just tell him to strip down to his underwear. He’s a blood elf, after all, he should have no problem with exhibitionism. If he’s not going to be transmogged, he may as well go naked!