So, the pre-orcfest patch has landed. Most importantly, the Horde has been beautified to a degree where the blood elves no longer stand out as the paragons of good hair and platekini.
Speaking of beautiful people with gorgeous hair, can we talk about the background for the Battle.net thingie? Can we change it? My monitor’s a bit on the small side, so all I really see of Grom is his nipple ring, which is rather unappealing.
Prinnie’s Top 4 AMAAAAAZING Things About the Patch
1. The Toy Box
OH. MY. GAWD. I have the Skymirror on all my characters now. Let me repeat that. I have the Skymirror on all my characters now. And all the random toys I stuck in Void Storage? GONE! MORE MOG SPACE IS MINE! IT’S BRILLIANT!
2. OMFG GHOST WOLF
3. ERMAGERD PETS
I need this hydra and that purple one and that other hydra and this one too plzkthx.
4. PEACE AT LAST
Nobody’s repeatedly choking that one banker in the middle of the Valley of Strength bank anymore! Hooray! No more listening to NPCs repeating themselves while I ponder my transmog organization.
Prinnie’s Top 3 Most Hated Things
1. Unleash Weapon
Wait wait wait. So you mean that in order to maintain optimal DPS, I gotta hit this stupid button every fifteen seconds? Are you kidding me? There’s a reason I hated Inquisition, the mage playstyle and so on.
2. Blue Bug Eyes
Why, exactly, are female draenei eyes blue? It’s kind of creeping me out.
3. Wait, Wat
Niremere used to have an angry face. Then she got duckface. I’m not entirely sure what happened, but maybe I’ll get used to it. If not, to a barbershop we go!
My goal before WoD drops is to get a fancy new mog for the front-line team. WE GOTTA LOOK GOOD.