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ROY G. BIV Transmog: Green

Previously on “ROY G. BIV Transmog,” our intrepid transmog team had a difference of fashion sense and a dramatic reveal of truth, and a moment in which Prinnie rolled over and admitted Warlock Logic is the Best Logic.


Prinnie: I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop here, you know.

Ignitine: But I’m wearing both of them.

Prinnie: That’s not what I mean!  I’m just sayin’, it looks like you’re plotting something, and I just don’t think it’s going to end well for anyone.

Ignitine: My plots always end well for me, though.

Prinnie: Where’s Esplodine?  She’s a fashionista!  I should get her to do this month’s contest. It would be safer.

Ignitine: Oh, I sent her a bunch of greens and told her to put them on the AH for great profit.  She doesn’t use any sort of AH addon, so we won’t be seeing her for awhile.

Sweet, Sweet Profits Don't wanna wake up 'til it's real.

Sweet, Sweet Profits
Don’t wanna wake up ’til it’s real.

Prinnie: Wow, well done.

Ignitine: Damn straight!

"Swamplight Conjurer" Set

“Swamplight Conjurer” Set

The “Swamplight Conjurer” Set

Class: Warlock

H: Savage Gladiator’s Felweave Cowl | S: Savage Gladiator’s Felweave Amice | Cl: Swamplight Cloak
Ch: Gladiator’s Dreadweave Robe | Wa: Glyph-Lined Sash | L: Not shown
G: Gladiator’s Dreadweave Gloves | Wr: Not shown | B: Conjurer’s Shoes

Dagger: Midnight Sun
Offhand: Festering Primordial Globule (LFR)

Thoughts: So here’s a goblin gone green(er).  This is Ignitine’s subtle set.  Warlocks get a lot of nuclear snot green options for obvious reasons …

… aaaaand now that I’ve thought of “fel green” as nuclear snot green, I can’t unsee this mental picture I have of green fire actually being gobs of irradiated mucus, sneeze-hurled from the sky by some giant, invisible nose.  If you can’t shake the image now either, you’re welcome.

In other news, Ignitine made a new friend in Siege:

Gooey Sha-ling One finally agreed to go home with the goblins.

Gooey Sha-ling
One finally agreed to go home with the goblins.

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“Darkmoon Architect” Set

"Darkmoon Architect" Set

“Darkmoon Architect” Set

Class: Warlock

H: Chief Architect’s Monocle | S: Slavehandler Amice | Cl: Cloak of the Darkmoon Faire
Ch: Nemesis Robes | Wa: High Councillor’s Sash | L: Not shown
G: Barbaric Cloth Gloves | Wr: Not shown | B: Conjurer’s Shoes

Dagger: Neurosurgeon’s Tool
Offhand: It would be the Spring Gadget if I had gotten unlazy and quested for it.

Thoughts: Kamalia recently posted a Darkmoon-themed set that is actually respectable and closely resembles something a sane person would wear.  This is not that outfit.

This set wasn’t entirely planned, since I had wanted the Nemesis shoulders and belt for a different idea, but wound up with the robe on Ignitine’s last BWL run instead.  Thus it’s comprised partly of stuff in the bank, like the monocle and the weapon.  Yet I think it works, because whoever works behind the scenes at Darkmoon has to be at least a little bit twisted.  Maybe not Neurosurgeon’s Tool sort of twisted, but Ignitine’s also a warlock and a wannabe brain implosion specialist, so she’s gotta represent.

She’s probably the one who made the cannon so touchy, and also probably the person who uses some sort of hidden contraption to prompt that turtle to move at the last dang second.  Ignitine seems the most likely to be responsible for making sure you lag at Whack-a-gnoll.  She’s probably rigging your tonk so that the aim’s off.

Whatever you do, don’t get frustrated and stomp off into the woods!  She’s looking for people to volunteer for her next scientific study.