Tag Archives: heroics

She tanks, she shoots, she scores!

I Solemnly Swear I am Up To No GoodI'm just not feeling motivated.

In which I have a fit and leave the party
I’m just not feeling motivated.

Ooooor not.

At first, I had a “OH NO YOU DIDN’T” impulse when the guy (blood elf, appropriately enough) said that and I was going to wage war.  I mean, I’m no good, but I’m not awful!  Then I realized that 1.) I’m way too lazy for that kind of futility, 2.) Uhhhh I think he’s pulling the boss OHGODWHY, and 3.) I’m a goblin on an RP realm so acting in self interest is completely in character.  Eff it!  I’m outta here.  Yeah, I quit the party, which is why the background for the text is different – I went back and screencapped it to make sure I actually read what I thought I read.  I did edit out a part where I was talking to my guild and saying something like, “a;sflkjas;lfkjas;lfkj if you want my pet to tank, TREAT IT LIKE A TANK.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m not exactly interested in sacrificing one hunter pet, one warlock pet  and one melee DPS to Xin the Weaponmaster just because our actual tank skipped out on the party when the tank trinket didn’t drop.  I am further inclined to sit on my ass if the above situation will then turn into me running around like hell and hoping to Gawd I get lucky, what with all the fancy weapon traps around and the fact that I’m probably the next one to get bludgeoned into oblivion.  I REALLY don’t feel like doing anything at all when I can just smell the “lol guiz I gotta go” that will surely come after the inevitable wipe.

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The Luck of a ‘Lock

Dae Saves the Day! Kinda!

Dae Saves the Day! Kinda!
Warlocks have all the luck.

Ailabeth has just started Cata heroics, and, like most others in that position, is rather … undergeared.

Oh Sheeyit Screenshots: The Mind is Lost Edition

The Story of My Life

The Story of My Life
The best laid plans of goblins and mammoths oft go awry.

Caliverne Isn't Sure How He Feels About This

Caliverne Isn’t Sure How He Feels About This
Normally Thermalix is half his size.

Mysterious Floating Vrykul

Mysterious Floating Vrykul
She doesn’t do this Drakkensyrd harpoon crap.

Duck Duck Goose

Duck Duck Goose
I propose we start playing
“Dwarf Dwarf Gnome”

How to Survive in Heroics, Part 1

How to Survive in Heroics, Part 1

How to Survive in Heroics, Part 2

How to Survive in Heroics, Part 2
Just an FYI

Not So Heroic Leap

Not So Heroic Leap
As they say, it’s not the fall that kills you.
It’s the sudden impact at the end.