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Public Service Announcement: Caliverne is Awesome

Caliverne wins the Awesome Award!

Caliverne wins the Awesome Award!

Caliverne, a fellow guild member from Darkside of Whimsical, has more than twice over earned the Awesome Award.  First, he helped Centina find her beloved Gulliver.  But he truly went above and beyond when he helped Centina camp for Pogeyan, the shiny cat Fire Spirit of the trolls in Northern Stranglethorn.  Centina has about as much patience as a two year old, so the process was not easy.  (Thank God there were no round rocks anywhere in the area, or else I would have had Noblegarden flashbacks.)

Hunting Pogeyan

Hunting Pogeyan
Many a person’s sanity perished during the long hunt.

But thanks to Cal and his amazing endurance and/or macro that targets Pogeyans only, success was had!  Versebelg happens to have one rare pet (Nuramoc), but that was out of sheer luck, as some guildies were passing by and happened to see it.  This was the first time any of my girls ever camped out for anything other than Noblegarden. By the time Pogeyan actually showed, I was a drooling, babbling wreck.  Caliverne had to point out that there was an enormous cat with fiery eyes standing right behind me.

 

POGEYAN IS REAL OMG OMG OMG

POGEYAN IS REAL OMG OMG OMG

 

Glossie and Gulliver, Thanks to Caliverne

Glossie and Gulliver, Thanks to Caliverne

CLOUD MOUNT POWERED BY SHEER CUTENESS! BUY NOW!

So there Mechalis was, looking at the trike options before her, when she realized there was a problem.

The trike only came in one color.

A trike? Psh, that's boring.

A nice shiny finish in a couple of colors (one pearlescent, perhaps) on a trike isn’t evolution!

But then, she thought, that’s old news.  It’s time to look beyond the trike.  Mechalis decided it was time … to get creative.

That’s right!  Introducing …

It’s limited edition!  It’s relevant to the times!  It’s not hypoallergenic!  It’s … a cloud mount powered by the sheer cuteness of kitties!  It’s brilliant!  People love kittens!  Plus, it can carry up to nine different cats – the more cats you add, the more speed you get!  Mechalis will make it friggin’ rich!

NEW MOUNT! CLOUD POWERED BY SHEER CUTENESS! BUY NOW!

No Mudchewers were harmed in the production of this ad.  Mechalis is not responsible for excess exclamation mark use.  Price upon inquiry.