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Oh Sheeyit Screenshots: Direct to DVD Equivalent

Fair Trade Agreement

Fair Trade Agreement
Yeah, this is totally fair.

Goblin Starting Zone

Goblin Starting Zone is the best!
Bite me, Valley of Trials!

I think I said a while back that I wasn’t going to post any of the ideas you have when you drink Kaja-cola.  I changed my mind!

The Hidden Side of Silvermoon

The Hidden Side of Silvermoon
Apparently, only RPers know of this.

Did you know that the Tailoring shop in Silvermoon City runs on leper gnome labor?  This guy’s minion even goes around whipping them (although one of them doesn’t seem to care, he always goes back to sleep).  Do you think leper gnomes are still sane enough to care?  If not, I need to get some for my Rocket Camel assembly line.

Blackwing Lair

Blackwing Lair
Black dragons make bad business partners.

None of my goblins understand why any self-respecting, profit-inclined sentient being would ally his/her/itself with the black dragonflight or anything Twilighty.  There isn’t a whole lot of gold in the end of the world, people, because the gold will cease to exist!  There’s probably lots to be made in extending the end of the world, but the black dragonflight isn’t exactly into that.  Besides, they’ll just kill you and take your money anyway.  (Plus, working conditions almost always suck, because they have a thing for fire.)

Unfortunately, none of the goblins in Blackwing Lair seemed interested, so Therm, Caliverne and Shao gave them another reason why allying with crazydestructive dragons is a bad idea: people who aren’t aligned with said creatures will kill you.  Either way, you end up broke and dead.

“Doan Do It!” Set

"Doan Do It!" Set

“Doan Do It!” Set

“Doan Do It!” Set

Class: Mage, Warlock, Priest

Helmet not shown | Mantle of Doan | Spiked Chain Cloak | Robe of Doan
Enumerated Handwraps| Mystic’s Belt | Pants not shown | Sorcerer Slippers

Hypnotic Dagger

Status: Finished

Thoughts: I have a love-hate relationship with the Robe of Doan.  On the one hand, it’s mostly red and purple, my two favorite colors.  On the other, it’s unnerving to see every clothie in your party wearing it, as it makes it look like some sort of uniform.  Also, the white strip across the chest reminds me of a sports bra.  Anyway, as far as matching goes, I had been fretting over how the shoulders I had didn’t match when Doan had the good grace to drop his, solving my problem.  I’m not fond of the gloves (the design on the top of the hand doesn’t really go), but they were the only “dark black” that went under the sleeve I could locate.  And lastly, since the thing was red, I had to go to Silvermoon to take pictures.  It just seemed appropriate!

I also updated the “Monorogue” Set picture, as I changed the cloak and belt.  I also got rid of the sneaky white bracers I didn’t even notice she had at first.  When I finally saw them poking out of the gloves, they reminded me way too much of white socks worn with black shoes, and they had to go.