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I Love Floating

I Like Floating 01

I Like Floating 01
It just makes everything better.

Thanks to rigorous scientific testing, I have established that 10 out of 10 Ailabeths love to float, while conversely, 10 out of 10 Calivernes can’t stand the damn buff don’t you Float me DAMMIT BETH.

Seriously, floating makes everything twice as awesome.  It’s so awesome I had to use the glyph that removes the reagent requirement so I could float everywhere – cities, dungeons, over water, you name it.  The hunched over Forsaken pose works very, very well with Float and ups the creepiness factor significantly.  She becomes some sort of shadow wraith/spectre/ghost, haunting Caliverne with the possibility of casting Float upon him.

I Like Floating 02

I Like Floating 02
Shortly after this …

Caliverne and I were hanging around Duskwood looking for rares.  We were studying the off-the-beaten-path gravesite of The Unknown Soldier when two level 85 night elves – one druid and one rogue – showed up.  Now, Caliverne PVPs, but being backed up by Ailabeth is more a handicap than anything else, as she was level 50 or so and Does.  Not.  PVP.  Therefore, we ran like hell.

I Need a Damn Translator

I Need a Damn Translator
(I hope it’s something other than “DIE YOU MOTHERTRUCKERS.”)

There isn’t a translator out there (there’s one where you pick “phrases,” but that obviously isn’t going to work), so I’m left to my own devices to figure out what the rogue said.  My guess: “Yikes!  They look like they crawled out of there yesterday.”  I may be paraphrasing slightly.

Duskwood Rares

Duskwood Rares
Watcher Eva and Eliza

We also found The Great Pumpkin The Carved One.  We then decided to chill in some crypts, because that’s what Forsaken do.

So Many Sparkles

So Many Sparkles
We’re so Forsaken, we hang around in crypts for fun.

One last floating shot.  I can’t help myself.

I Like Floating 03

I Like Floating 03
Shadow of Stratholme

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Forsaking Goblin Exclusivity /punny

I know goblins can be evil and all, but Ebixxie was just too damn cute to be a shadow priest.  Therefore, I resurrected Ailabeth for the purpose.  (Wasn’t she already a level 80 priest, you say?  She was Disc, but couldn’t you have just respec-ed her?  Oh, you deleted her?  HAHAHAHAHA.)

Ailabeth's Perspective

Ailabeth’s Perspective

Ailabeth Restarts

Ailabeth Restarts
The Dramatic Version

I’d like to say that her (re)beginning moments were appropriately dramatic, as seen above.  I’d be lying, though.  No, it started off like this:

Ailabeth Restarts

Ailabeth Restarts
The Reality Version (Dumass has a cousin!)

Caliverne trekked out to Ailabeth’s grave to be a relatively live witness to a momentous occasion – that is, yours truly making an alt that wasn’t short, green and stuck on some volcanic island chain for her first ten or eleven levels (and 100+ quests).   That, and he’s a fan of the Forsaken – here’s one more body for the fold!

Perhaps inspired by Dumass’s newly risen relative, seen above, Ailabeth quickly left the area and went straight after the chickens in Tirisfal, hoping to obtain a Westfall chicken of her own.

Chicken Saga 01

Chicken Saga 01
I WILL have that chicken.

The thing is, this pet poses a challenge from the dignity perspective.  Passerby will regard you as touched at best and crazy as hell at worst, and anyone leveling nearby will hate your guts for as long as you /chicken.

Caliverne lives in Undercity and hangs around the Tirisfal area regularly, protecting wee NPCs from rampaging dwarves and gnomes alike.  He wasn’t on his daily patrol for long before he saw Ailabeth again, this time out by Saldean’s Farm.  She was doing /chicken repeatedly.  In fact, she was /chicken-ing a lot, to the point where she definitely looked more than a little mental.  /chicken /chicken /chicken /chicken /chicken /chicken

And yet somehow, despite his doubts about her activities and his impressive stature for the Tirisfal area, she talked him into doing it too.

Chicken Saga 02

Chicken Saga 02
SO WILL HE.

Pay no attention to the two Forsaken running around, talking to chickens.  Everything is perfectly fine.  It’s entirely as planned.